Being cool, having a ‘cool’ energy is just not attractive to me.
The look on my boyfriend’s face as I frantically ran away from a butterfly was priceless. Although they are beautiful from afar, I always picture that episode from Spongebob. You know, the one where you see the up-close, freaky eyeballs of what once was Wormy? Unfortunately that is my reaction to most bugs. Except the microscopic mini ones. Miniature anything is cute. Yes it is a ridiculous phobia; I’m working on it. These are the types of things you encounter when you shoot at a botanical garden.
"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that